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SVTPerformance's Chain of Restaurants
Road Side Pub
Subject: Two (silly and pssibly naked) women
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<blockquote data-quote="taronis" data-source="post: 742363" data-attributes="member: 4402"><p>Subject: Just two women</p><p></p><p></p><p> Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing </p><p> stories on how they died. </p><p> 1st woman: I froze to death. </p><p> 2nd woman: How horrible! </p><p> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? </p><p> </p><p> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my </p><p> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. </p><p> 1st woman: So what happened? </p><p> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! </p><p> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="taronis, post: 742363, member: 4402"] Subject: Just two women Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive. [/QUOTE]
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