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<blockquote data-quote="SVTChic" data-source="post: 1597119" data-attributes="member: 15623"><p>>>A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankee fan were all in </p><p>>>Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of the sudden Saudi </p><p>>>police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a </p><p>>>severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of </p><p>>>actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to </p><p>>>death! However, after many months and with the help of very good </p><p>>>lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life </p><p>>>imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial </p><p>>>finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be </p><p>>>released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were </p><p>>>preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's my </p><p>>>first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of </p><p>>>you one wish before your whipping." The Cubs fan was first in line </p><p>>>(he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and </p><p>>>then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but </p><p>>>the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The </p><p>>>Cubs fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when </p><p>>>the punishment was done. The Yankee fan was next up (he almost </p><p>>>finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, </p><p>>>said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two </p><p>>>pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through </p><p>>>again, sending the Yankee fan out crying like a little girl. The </p><p>>>Red Sox fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), </p><p>>>but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and </p><p>>>said, "You support the greatest baseball team in the world, your </p><p>>>supporters are the best and most loyal baseball fans in all the </p><p>>>world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal </p><p>>>Highness," the Red Sox fan replies. "In recognition of your </p><p>>>kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 </p><p>>>lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful </p><p>>>man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring </p><p>>>look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be </p><p>>>it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie </p><p>>>the Yankee fan to my back."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SVTChic, post: 1597119, member: 15623"] >>A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankee fan were all in >>Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of the sudden Saudi >>police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a >>severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of >>actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to >>death! However, after many months and with the help of very good >>lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life >>imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial >>finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be >>released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were >>preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's my >>first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of >>you one wish before your whipping." The Cubs fan was first in line >>(he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and >>then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but >>the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The >>Cubs fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when >>the punishment was done. The Yankee fan was next up (he almost >>finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, >>said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two >>pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through >>again, sending the Yankee fan out crying like a little girl. The >>Red Sox fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), >>but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and >>said, "You support the greatest baseball team in the world, your >>supporters are the best and most loyal baseball fans in all the >>world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal >>Highness," the Red Sox fan replies. "In recognition of your >>kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 >>lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful >>man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring >>look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be >>it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie >>the Yankee fan to my back." [/QUOTE]
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