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<blockquote data-quote="VegasMichael" data-source="post: 17014791" data-attributes="member: 105950"><p>Y'all know the story of Pinocchio? The book and movie scared me when I was a kid. Thought I would turn into a donkey. (I did become an ass at times though.) Anyway, most kids weren't subjected to the original story of Pinocchio since it was rather horrifying.</p><p></p><p>The story was intended to be a tragedy. It concluded with the puppet's execution. Pinocchio's enemies, the Fox and the Cat, bind his arms, pass a noose around his throat, and hang him from the branch of an oak tree. From the book:</p><p></p><p>'A tempestuous northerly wind began to blow and roar angrily, and it beat the poor puppet from side to side, making him swing violently, like the clatter of a bell ringing for a wedding. And the swinging gave him atrocious spasms...His breath failed him and he could say no more. He shut his eyes, opened his mouth, stretched his legs, gave a long shudder, and hung stiff and insensible.'</p><p></p><p>And there's your random shit post for today.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="VegasMichael, post: 17014791, member: 105950"] Y'all know the story of Pinocchio? The book and movie scared me when I was a kid. Thought I would turn into a donkey. (I did become an ass at times though.) Anyway, most kids weren't subjected to the original story of Pinocchio since it was rather horrifying. The story was intended to be a tragedy. It concluded with the puppet's execution. Pinocchio's enemies, the Fox and the Cat, bind his arms, pass a noose around his throat, and hang him from the branch of an oak tree. From the book: 'A tempestuous northerly wind began to blow and roar angrily, and it beat the poor puppet from side to side, making him swing violently, like the clatter of a bell ringing for a wedding. And the swinging gave him atrocious spasms...His breath failed him and he could say no more. He shut his eyes, opened his mouth, stretched his legs, gave a long shudder, and hung stiff and insensible.' And there's your random shit post for today. [/QUOTE]
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