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Old Joke - Hillbilly
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<blockquote data-quote="CSCOBRA03" data-source="post: 16024906" data-attributes="member: 8101"><p><strong>Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Okay." They all agree.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. </strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest weenie."</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that true, Mom?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CSCOBRA03, post: 16024906, member: 8101"] [b]Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree.[/b] [b]The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.[/b] [b]"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. [/b] [b]Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.[/b] [b]That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest weenie."[/b] [b]"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.[/b] [b]"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that true, Mom?"[/b] [b]Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three."[/b] [/QUOTE]
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