It is not easy being me,
A sniveling creepy slimee wanna be,
Passed over at kick ball, bumped by bullies in the school hall,
Someday I'll teach those more popular boys,
Yeah they'll remember me one and all!
I got talents you see,
Well...not really but the net lets me hide at my desk,
From here beyond wires, modems, screens I can be a pest,
I can act like a dictator, push out my bird chest and pretend I'm a man,
Hey, I'll start up a web site, make money, order other boys about,
Oh what a scam!
I love this keyboard, the tool of my trade,
I can type from a virtual bullypulpit, forward commands all day,
Those boys better not mess with me or it's see ya later,
A vacation or banishment will be my decree,
My wrists are furiously punching keys, like a sicko masturbator,
Oooops I'm excited, looked down at my pants, it was only pee,
That will teach a car enthusiust to mess with me!
There a plus sides to this internet stuff,
Casholla, mulla, greenbacks,
My accounts are fillin, the big numbers are rough,
With all this money every year I'll get a knew ride,
Were all on the same team, as long as the team is my side,
Who cares if it comes from the pockets of members without the know,
I need to line my pockets and protect my cash flow!
The site was easy it is members now I need,
But that is easy the net is full of those sheep,
I'll be the sheperd and lead them to the trough,
Better not later hear a peep while they feed from the vendor slop!
Vendors are plentiful no need here to digress,
No need to be honest, have good customer service, or technical prowess,
A long line of customers with little competition,
Keep custom tuning a secret, the dyno numbers inflated,
It's all about sheep and money, that's whats bitchin,
To think in the beginning the earning potential of the net was underrated!
This scam is a good one, it has made me a man,
Glad I thought of it I am,
I can act like a king now royal colors, aristocracy, and all,
Shed my common clothes from which I had hid,
No more will boys ask me "Did your mother have any children that lived?"
It is not easy being slimmeee,
I have to deal with members who insist on posting fact or knowledge,
They think they are bigger than the mini-me,
Hey though I'm weak I had computers in college,
Sympathy, it is sympathy I need,
Then that member TMAC became aggrieved,
He said go to hell logan you fairy,
Sympathy can be found between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary!
A sniveling creepy slimee wanna be,
Passed over at kick ball, bumped by bullies in the school hall,
Someday I'll teach those more popular boys,
Yeah they'll remember me one and all!
I got talents you see,
Well...not really but the net lets me hide at my desk,
From here beyond wires, modems, screens I can be a pest,
I can act like a dictator, push out my bird chest and pretend I'm a man,
Hey, I'll start up a web site, make money, order other boys about,
Oh what a scam!
I love this keyboard, the tool of my trade,
I can type from a virtual bullypulpit, forward commands all day,
Those boys better not mess with me or it's see ya later,
A vacation or banishment will be my decree,
My wrists are furiously punching keys, like a sicko masturbator,
Oooops I'm excited, looked down at my pants, it was only pee,
That will teach a car enthusiust to mess with me!
There a plus sides to this internet stuff,
Casholla, mulla, greenbacks,
My accounts are fillin, the big numbers are rough,
With all this money every year I'll get a knew ride,
Were all on the same team, as long as the team is my side,
Who cares if it comes from the pockets of members without the know,
I need to line my pockets and protect my cash flow!
The site was easy it is members now I need,
But that is easy the net is full of those sheep,
I'll be the sheperd and lead them to the trough,
Better not later hear a peep while they feed from the vendor slop!
Vendors are plentiful no need here to digress,
No need to be honest, have good customer service, or technical prowess,
A long line of customers with little competition,
Keep custom tuning a secret, the dyno numbers inflated,
It's all about sheep and money, that's whats bitchin,
To think in the beginning the earning potential of the net was underrated!
This scam is a good one, it has made me a man,
Glad I thought of it I am,
I can act like a king now royal colors, aristocracy, and all,
Shed my common clothes from which I had hid,
No more will boys ask me "Did your mother have any children that lived?"
It is not easy being slimmeee,
I have to deal with members who insist on posting fact or knowledge,
They think they are bigger than the mini-me,
Hey though I'm weak I had computers in college,
Sympathy, it is sympathy I need,
Then that member TMAC became aggrieved,
He said go to hell logan you fairy,
Sympathy can be found between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary!
