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<blockquote data-quote="spiritasvoidas" data-source="post: 9606753" data-attributes="member: 88901"><p>A right ugly minger walks into Tesco's, yelling and swearing at her two kids.</p><p></p><p>One savvy bloke notices the scene and approaches her</p><p></p><p>"Excuse me hun, are those two twins"</p><p></p><p>The woman stops shouting for a moment, only to turn towards the bloke.</p><p></p><p>"Oi you stupid ****. Mind your own business you dickhead. Oh yeah, and of course they're not twins. One is 5 and the other is 9 you stupid twat. Are you ****ing blind"?</p><p></p><p>The bloke goes: "Ah right, then... No I'm not blind... I just couldn't believe anyone would shag you twice..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spiritasvoidas, post: 9606753, member: 88901"] A right ugly minger walks into Tesco's, yelling and swearing at her two kids. One savvy bloke notices the scene and approaches her "Excuse me hun, are those two twins" The woman stops shouting for a moment, only to turn towards the bloke. "Oi you stupid ****. Mind your own business you dickhead. Oh yeah, and of course they're not twins. One is 5 and the other is 9 you stupid twat. Are you ****ing blind"? The bloke goes: "Ah right, then... No I'm not blind... I just couldn't believe anyone would shag you twice..." [/QUOTE]
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