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<blockquote data-quote="Whitten" data-source="post: 6864397" data-attributes="member: 9948"><p>Dude those spiders are no joke.</p><p></p><p>My wife and I were in Fiji for our Honeymoon, and saw a spider that was no joke the size of a dinner plate on the wall of our bungalow. I was laying on the bed and she was standing behind me. Not thinking anything of it I just said "wow that has got to be the biggest spider I have ever seen in my life." </p><p></p><p>When I turned around, she was no where to be seen. I called out for her and all I could hear was a little whimper coming from the bathroom. Upon walking to the bathroom I looked twice because I honestly was not expecting to see her standing on the counter holding a magazine and a can of hairspray in anticipation of doing battle with said monster spider.</p><p></p><p>I had to laugh because when I asked if she had seen the spider she yelled in a shaky voice " hell no...when I heard you say that was the largest spider you had ever seen I teleported in here." I was laughing so hard that I couldn't talk but managed to ask here what she planned to do "are you going to style the spiders hair while it is reading that magazine."</p><p></p><p></p><p>Sadly I had to sleep on the side of the bed that the spider was sighted on and I did not get laid that night.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Whitten, post: 6864397, member: 9948"] Dude those spiders are no joke. My wife and I were in Fiji for our Honeymoon, and saw a spider that was no joke the size of a dinner plate on the wall of our bungalow. I was laying on the bed and she was standing behind me. Not thinking anything of it I just said "wow that has got to be the biggest spider I have ever seen in my life." When I turned around, she was no where to be seen. I called out for her and all I could hear was a little whimper coming from the bathroom. Upon walking to the bathroom I looked twice because I honestly was not expecting to see her standing on the counter holding a magazine and a can of hairspray in anticipation of doing battle with said monster spider. I had to laugh because when I asked if she had seen the spider she yelled in a shaky voice " hell no...when I heard you say that was the largest spider you had ever seen I teleported in here." I was laughing so hard that I couldn't talk but managed to ask here what she planned to do "are you going to style the spiders hair while it is reading that magazine." Sadly I had to sleep on the side of the bed that the spider was sighted on and I did not get laid that night. [/QUOTE]
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