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<blockquote data-quote="jordan0806" data-source="post: 5983313" data-attributes="member: 28151"><p>Some images from the Japanese Nintendo Wii manual:</p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: Do not punch your husband in the head whilst playing Wii. Because when he wakes up he will kick the living shit out of your not-subserviant-enough-ass....and you will deserve it.</em> - Hmmmm...Seems sensible enough advice!</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: Do not pour Gatorade over your Wii console!"</em> - Really? Why the **** not??</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7154.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: Having your Wii remote surgically attached to your heart will <u>NOT</u> make you into Robocop.</em> - Awwwwww, are you sure??</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7155.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: Do not give your Wii console cigarettes - it has an addictive personality.</em> - When good Wiis go bad.....</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: Do not wake your Wii console when it's asleep.</em> - Must be like sleepwalkers then - can cause fatal shock??</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: Do not let your retarded son put the plastic packaging on his head.</em> - Although, on second thoughts.....</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7162.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>......or eat the cable ties.</em> - honestly, what kind of people need to be ****ing TOLD this??!?!?</p><p></p><p>And my personal favourite:</p><p><img src="http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><em>WARNING: If a leprechaun makes it's home inside your Wii console, try coaxing him out with a four leaf clover.</em> - And to think I wasted 10 pints of guinness pouring it into the console to drown the little bastard that shacked up in mine - what a shame this advice didn't get to me sooner!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jordan0806, post: 5983313, member: 28151"] Some images from the Japanese Nintendo Wii manual: [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg[/IMG] [I]WARNING: Do not punch your husband in the head whilst playing Wii. Because when he wakes up he will kick the living shit out of your not-subserviant-enough-ass....and you will deserve it.[/I] - Hmmmm...Seems sensible enough advice! [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg[/IMG] [i]WARNING: Do not pour Gatorade over your Wii console!"[/i] - Really? Why the **** not?? [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7154.jpg[/IMG] [i]WARNING: Having your Wii remote surgically attached to your heart will [U]NOT[/U] make you into Robocop.[/i] - Awwwwww, are you sure?? [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7155.jpg[/IMG] [i]WARNING: Do not give your Wii console cigarettes - it has an addictive personality.[/i] - When good Wiis go bad..... [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7156.jpg[/IMG] [i]WARNING: Do not wake your Wii console when it's asleep.[/i] - Must be like sleepwalkers then - can cause fatal shock?? [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7161.jpg[/IMG] [i]WARNING: Do not let your retarded son put the plastic packaging on his head.[/i] - Although, on second thoughts..... [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7162.jpg[/IMG] [i]......or eat the cable ties.[/i] - honestly, what kind of people need to be ****ing TOLD this??!?!? And my personal favourite: [IMG]http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7160.jpg[/IMG] [i]WARNING: If a leprechaun makes it's home inside your Wii console, try coaxing him out with a four leaf clover.[/i] - And to think I wasted 10 pints of guinness pouring it into the console to drown the little bastard that shacked up in mine - what a shame this advice didn't get to me sooner! [/QUOTE]
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