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<blockquote data-quote="72MachOne99GT" data-source="post: 16822307" data-attributes="member: 125600"><p>I took a dump at one of my old jobs one time. It was a solid turd, it didn’t squeeze down into the diameter of my sphincter like one of those soft stool-ropes skitz posted. No, this was a hard-bodied anus stretchers that ran for days.</p><p></p><p>I stood up after wiping to admire it. In my excitement I flushed. Luckily, it’s G:L (girth to length ratio) was high enough that it bridged across the bowl, allowing the mass of toilet paper to pass underneath.</p><p></p><p>I went to get my manager so he could witness it. He was impressed.</p><p></p><p>I named it “The Bridge to Turdabithia”</p><p></p><p>Later, he had someone come pee it in half with their laser stream.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="72MachOne99GT, post: 16822307, member: 125600"] I took a dump at one of my old jobs one time. It was a solid turd, it didn’t squeeze down into the diameter of my sphincter like one of those soft stool-ropes skitz posted. No, this was a hard-bodied anus stretchers that ran for days. I stood up after wiping to admire it. In my excitement I flushed. Luckily, it’s G:L (girth to length ratio) was high enough that it bridged across the bowl, allowing the mass of toilet paper to pass underneath. I went to get my manager so he could witness it. He was impressed. I named it “The Bridge to Turdabithia” Later, he had someone come pee it in half with their laser stream. [/QUOTE]
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