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<blockquote data-quote="MarcSpaz" data-source="post: 16419940" data-attributes="member: 183445"><p>I'm going to tell you how F'ed up some women are. A buddy in his late 70's came by the house with a 20-something chic I had never seen before. She was smokin' hot and barely dressed, too. </p><p></p><p>We were sitting at the dining-room table and I said "Angelo, how did you meet this young lady?" being a bit cheeky. Angelo said "Oh, she's a prostitute. Honey, show Marc your tits." Right there, without missing a beat, she pulled out the cash and prizes.</p><p></p><p>Angelo said "You like what you see?" I was like, "Hell yea. She's amazing." He said "for $50 she'll do whatever you want."</p><p></p><p>With a huge smile on my face, I pull a $50 bill out of my pocket and slap it on the table. I looked her dead in the eyes and said "Empty my dishwasher, putting everything in the cupboard and put my clean laundry away while I talk to Angelo for a few minutes."</p><p></p><p>Would you believe that crazy chic said "I'm confused. Is this a joke?" I said "No, finish my chores while I talked to Angelo." Sh said "No ****ing way."</p><p></p><p>She would have sex with a total stranger but refused to clean the house for the same money.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MarcSpaz, post: 16419940, member: 183445"] I'm going to tell you how F'ed up some women are. A buddy in his late 70's came by the house with a 20-something chic I had never seen before. She was smokin' hot and barely dressed, too. We were sitting at the dining-room table and I said "Angelo, how did you meet this young lady?" being a bit cheeky. Angelo said "Oh, she's a prostitute. Honey, show Marc your tits." Right there, without missing a beat, she pulled out the cash and prizes. Angelo said "You like what you see?" I was like, "Hell yea. She's amazing." He said "for $50 she'll do whatever you want." With a huge smile on my face, I pull a $50 bill out of my pocket and slap it on the table. I looked her dead in the eyes and said "Empty my dishwasher, putting everything in the cupboard and put my clean laundry away while I talk to Angelo for a few minutes." Would you believe that crazy chic said "I'm confused. Is this a joke?" I said "No, finish my chores while I talked to Angelo." Sh said "No ****ing way." She would have sex with a total stranger but refused to clean the house for the same money. [/QUOTE]
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