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<blockquote data-quote="Murder Snake" data-source="post: 16122751" data-attributes="member: 21876"><p><strong>I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline or E85.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, 'Crazy Bitch'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The radio replied, "HILLARY orPELOSI ?"</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>I love this truck..</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>I can't believe my grandparents voted Democratic this year in Ft. Lauderdale . They NEVER would have done that when they were alive</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Murder Snake, post: 16122751, member: 21876"] [b]I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.[/b] [b]The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.[/b] [b]'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.[/b] [b]The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'[/b] [b]'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.[/b] [b]Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.[/b] [b]I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,[/b] [b]'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,[/b] [b]'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.[/b] [b]Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, 'Crazy Bitch'[/b] [b]The radio replied, "HILLARY orPELOSI ?"[/b] [b]I love this truck..[/b] [b]I can't believe my grandparents voted Democratic this year in Ft. Lauderdale . They NEVER would have done that when they were alive[/b] [/QUOTE]
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