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<blockquote data-quote="wizbangdoodle" data-source="post: 10484481" data-attributes="member: 17037"><p>He brought it upon himself.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>In the meantime, I just have a joke.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A Scotsman was new to Canada and went to his first Blue Jays game. The</p><p>crowd</p><p>roared when a batter connected with a base hit, everyone screaming, "RUN!</p><p>RUN!</p><p>". The Scotsman thought he understood the game, the idea being to hit the</p><p>ball</p><p>with yon stick and then run around the pathway marked out on the field.</p><p>When</p><p>another batter got a double, he was ready, and boomed out in a huge voice,</p><p>"RUN YE' GREAT BASTAHRD, RUN!!"</p><p></p><p>The fans around him laughed and clapped for his tremendous voice. He</p><p>settled</p><p>in to have another beer, and waited for the next action. This being</p><p>baseball,</p><p>he had a pretty good wait, so when he saw a batter toss the bat behind him</p><p>and</p><p>start jogging toward 1st, his voice rang out, " RUN FASTER YE' FOOL!" He</p><p>suddenly realized that no one else was shouting along. The girl seated next</p><p>to</p><p>him whispered, "He doesn't have to run, He's got four balls."</p><p></p><p>The Scotsman stood and shouted, " WALK W' PRIDE, MAN!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wizbangdoodle, post: 10484481, member: 17037"] He brought it upon himself. In the meantime, I just have a joke. A Scotsman was new to Canada and went to his first Blue Jays game. The crowd roared when a batter connected with a base hit, everyone screaming, "RUN! RUN! ". The Scotsman thought he understood the game, the idea being to hit the ball with yon stick and then run around the pathway marked out on the field. When another batter got a double, he was ready, and boomed out in a huge voice, "RUN YE' GREAT BASTAHRD, RUN!!" The fans around him laughed and clapped for his tremendous voice. He settled in to have another beer, and waited for the next action. This being baseball, he had a pretty good wait, so when he saw a batter toss the bat behind him and start jogging toward 1st, his voice rang out, " RUN FASTER YE' FOOL!" He suddenly realized that no one else was shouting along. The girl seated next to him whispered, "He doesn't have to run, He's got four balls." The Scotsman stood and shouted, " WALK W' PRIDE, MAN!!!" [/QUOTE]
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