Red green was a geniusI had an English teacher like that.
I ask her to go to the bathroom. She gives me the snide "do you really have to go?"
"Yeah, I need to piss like a racehorse."
"EXCUSE ME? Can't you ask politely?"
"I need to urinate like a competition equine"
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Now we come to a segment called "If it's not broke, you're not trying hard enough."