NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[Deceptive]

If you buy an EV you won’t suffer through high gas prices. - Peter Buttplug

 

[blownstang01]

Another lifetime ago I had an informant who told me about an affair she was having and how the guy made her "female ejaculate" for the first time. So, I changed her code name to "Squirt" and she had to sign that on all official paperwork.

I call my wife squirt. She thinks it's because she's 5'1" and can't reach anything in the house. I chuckle to myself every time.

 

[TerminatoRS]

I call my wife squirt. She thinks it's because she's 5'1" and can't reach anything in the house. I chuckle to myself every time.

A number of years back I was dating a squirter. Found a trucker hat that says "I Love Squirters" in honor of her. Fast forward... Forgot about the hat as it was buried in a stack with a million others. The hat made a reappearance not too long ago even though I've been with a non-squirter for the last 8 years. She thinks it's funny, but I know the truth. Talk about awkward. lol

 

[ArabianOak]

 

[DSG2003Mach1]

that bitch still owes the 7 million from the divorce settlement to those charities, good luck with that.

So between the divorce and lawsuits he would be 6million ahead if he could ever get paid.

 

[cobracide]

With Depp's net worth of $150M, I don't think he sued for money. More of a reputation thing.

 

[DSG2003Mach1]

With Depp's net worth of $150M, I don't think he sued for money. More of a reputation thing.

for some reason after whatever was going around not long it sounded like he was damned near broke but I guess not

 

[highdensity007]

Did @highdensity007 snap a pic of his wife again?....

Lmfao! Funny! She does have something like that, somewhere.

 

[fastlane65]

 

[ssj4sadie]

 

[cbj5259]

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[jessie_sanders]

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[ssj4sadie]

 

[BlckBox04]

I managed to find 4 different squirters in my many years of poor decisions. I gotta say it’s actually annoying after the first couple of times.

 

[junkyard08]

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[Shadow Grey 03]

Nah.....you wait until she sits down on the toilet and loudly farts that load out to say "shitters full"

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[blk02edge]

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So many times....

 

[Shadow Grey 03]

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I did that at 630am on a Friday in 2011. Stopped on the side of the freeway, called off, then continued the 5 hour trip to Bowling Green, Kentucky for the 2011 NMRA race there. Ran in the 1st Terminator Vs GT500 race there.