That's not weird, it's just the time you ask your wife is she's up for it. I found out the hard way, to ask first.....As for stories, I never once picked up a chick at a bar or elsewhere. Struck out a time or two before I met my wife. (There was a chick one time that asked my wife’s brother if he thought I’d go home with her, that was weird). So, all of my stories suck. Pretty sure most people that frequent this section enough know that by now.