Sounds like a U.P. divorce. When I was in law school there was a criminal case we studied from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where a woman was accused of stabbing her husband to death. Her defense? "He fell on the knife"
Why the **** did anyone allow her to walk through the formation?! Had that been a Marine formation she would have been blocked and probably shoved back because otherwise those who allowed it would be out in the dirt getting ****ed up one last time by the DIs.