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I took a dump at one of my old jobs one time. It was a solid turd, it didn’t squeeze down into the diameter of my sphincter like one of those soft stool-ropes skitz posted. No, this was a hard-bodied anus stretchers that ran for days.

I stood up after wiping to admire it. In my excitement I flushed. Luckily, it’s G:L (girth to length ratio) was high enough that it bridged across the bowl, allowing the mass of toilet paper to pass underneath.

I went to get my manager so he could witness it. He was impressed.

I named it “The Bridge to Turdabithia”

Later, he had someone come pee it in half with their laser stream.
 

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