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SecondhandSnake

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I had an English teacher like that.

I ask her to go to the bathroom. She gives me the snide "do you really have to go?"

"Yeah, I need to piss like a racehorse."

"EXCUSE ME? Can't you ask politely?"

"I need to urinate like a competition equine"


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Now we come to a segment called "If it's not broke, you're not trying hard enough."
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I remember watching the red green show as a kid. It's been over twenty years since I've seen that. Man. Time flies.

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I had an English teacher like that.

I ask her to go to the bathroom. She gives me the snide "do you really have to go?"

"Yeah, I need to piss like a racehorse."

"EXCUSE ME? Can't you ask politely?"

"I need to urinate like a competition equine"


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Now we come to a segment called "If it's not broke, you're not trying hard enough."
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Red green was a genius
 

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If that mentally ill thing was applied to SVTP posts, most of this site would be institutionalized.
This place is my daily group therapy. Its a therapeutic one stop shop. Car knowledge on one side. Smack down to vent frustration. Politics to vent more frustration. This thread to laugh and practice dark humor. The girlfriend/ wife page for nice things to look at. This place has it all

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This place is my daily group therapy. Its a therapeutic one stop shop. Car knowledge on one side. Smack down to vent frustration. Politics to vent more frustration. This thread to laugh and practice dark humor. The girlfriend/ wife page for nice things to look at. This place has it all

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And it has.........T&A

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I remember watching the red green show as a kid. It's been over twenty years since I've seen that. Man. Time flies.

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FWIW some PBS stations still run it, and all the episodes are free on youtube.

Brings back fond memories of trying to tune the antenna in just right to pick up Canadian stations for it.

Red green was a genius

The "handyman's corner" segments were gold.

And how can we forget the man's prayer?
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Don't watch Steve Smith's movie dubs though. Not very good. Leave that to Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax.
 

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