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Saying you need to get your dick wet brings back a terrible memory of me getting hit on in a club in Scottsdale by this giant 6'8 dude who sat next to me and started to chat, asking how my night was. Proceeds to say "I'm just here trying to get my dick wet" and then follows it up with "Can I buy you a drink?"
That might get it muddy, but not wet.
 

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Saying you need to get your dick wet brings back a terrible memory of me getting hit on in a club in Scottsdale by this giant 6'8 dude who sat next to me and started to chat, asking how my night was. Proceeds to say "I'm just here trying to get my dick wet" and then follows it up with "Can I buy you a drink?"
So....one drink is all it took?

Just playing man. How many bullets did it take?

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Saying you need to get your dick wet brings back a terrible memory of me getting hit on in a club in Scottsdale by this giant 6'8 dude who sat next to me and started to chat, asking how my night was. Proceeds to say "I'm just here trying to get my dick wet" and then follows it up with "Can I buy you a drink?"

Gaaawd damn Devil Dog… how did you escape before he turned you in to a lamp shade?
 
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svtfocus2cobra

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That might get it muddy, but not wet.

So....one drink is all it took?

Just playing man. How many bullets did it take?

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Gaaawd damn Devil Dog… how did you escape before he turned you in to w lamp shade?

Was about to follow it up by saying it was the most expensive drink I ever ordered, but I can't bring myself to joke about it lol. I immediately got up and walked over to my group of friends for safety and as I was telling my buddy about what just happened I feel this huge body passing through the crowd behind me and it was that same big ass dude who purposely brushed up against me as he made his way through the crowd. Think the scene in that Statham movie The Mechanic when he trains his protégé to take down that big gay dude. That's what this scenario looked like haha.

The funniest part about this story is that the chair I was sitting in when this guy propositioned me was in a dark lounge and there was a chair backed up to mine that my other friend was sitting in and he was actually getting head from some random girl so I was acting as his lookout before I had to hastily flee the area. Good times...
 
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