NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[mysticsvt]

That Jello...lord. When I got engaged to my wife her mother would make this jello pretzel salad thingy. Absolutely Grotesque and my wife would throw another serving of it on my plate and talk about how I loved it. I came clean on how much I hated it and it never happened again. Hell To The No.

 

[DSG2003Mach1]

Jello and Lysol - official products of old, dying people

 

[ZYBORG]

The question is... would you undergo a blow job from 1st pic in order to then get 2nd pic quality pussy for the rest of your life....?

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Ah c'mon buddy. Actually can you ban me tomorrow from 7 am to 4 pm. I'm working from home and need to get some work done.
Here's some eye bleach for redemption.
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[SnakePitRacing]

I’ve done worse.

 

[Shadow Grey 03]

The question is... would you undergo a blow job from 1st pic in order to then get 2nd pic quality pussy for the rest of your life....?

A blow job from the first to get the 2nd for life? Do I have to nut?....If so, how hard and how many times?

 

[ZYBORG]

A blow job from the first to get the 2nd for life? Do I have to nut?....If so, how hard and how many times?

I see you are a man that likes details. Yes, would have to let that beast suck you off to a dry. No nut, no second chick for life. Just one time should be punishment enough...

 

[MarcSpaz]

3 problems... you assume the pussy is quality. You assume it would be for life. You're talking about a dude blowing you.

 

[ZYBORG]

3 problems... you assume the pussy is quality. You assume it would be for life. You're talking about a dude blowing you.

worse than a dude IMO. It’s a ****ing deranged swamp creature.

It would be for life and I dunno but something tells me number 2 would be a pretty decent slice of ****berry pie...

let us just repost 2 again for the sake of good recall.... lol

 

[blk02edge]

The question is... would you undergo a blow job from 1st pic in order to then get 2nd pic quality pussy for the rest of your life....?

What kind of stupid question is this, I speak for everybody, yes.

 

[ZYBORG]

What kind of stupid question is this, I speak for everybody, yes.

Allow me to remind you what you have to get through first.... lol

 

[TerminatoRS]

I particularly appreciate the word selection.
"Would you undergo a blowie..." lol

 

[blk02edge]

Allow me to remind you what you have to get through first.... lol

I've learned something today.... Look at what the challenge is before accepting..

ABORT!

 

[VRYALT3R3D]

 

[TerminatoRS]

What if you get yourself 99% of the way there yourself first, he/she doesn't say a word, and you keep your eyes closed? Basically stroll up, fire one off, and then get blackout drunk in hopes you forget the whole experience. Then proceed to lay waste to #2 for the rest of eternity. Seems a little easier to swallow (hehe) from that perspective.

 

[03Sssnake]

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[Black02GT]

What if you get yourself 99% of the way there yourself first, he/she doesn't say a word, and you keep your eyes closed? Basically stroll up, fire one off, and then get blackout drunk in hopes you forget the whole experience. Then proceed to lay waste to #2 for the rest of eternity. Seems a little easier to swallow (hehe) from that perspective.

 

[ZYBORG]

What if you get yourself 99% of the way there yourself first, he/she doesn't say a word, and you keep your eyes closed? Basically stroll up, fire one off, and then get blackout drunk in hopes you forget the whole experience. Then proceed to lay waste to #2 for the rest of eternity. Seems a little easier to swallow (hehe) from that perspective.

nah man... no 99% yourself.... that wildebeest will do 100%... that freak will know every lump, nook and cranny of that disgraced man meat of yours....

 

[fastlane65]

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[bosscj]

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[ROADKILL]

I’ve done worse.

I ****ing lost it when I read this!!!
Funny as hell.