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Gecko was encroaching upon his habitat!

I guess he didn't want to save himself money on car insurance...
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Serious. If there is anything we can work on being less white about can we start with raisins and walnuts in salads. And **** raisins in anything.

It's a distinctly midwestern Baptist kind of thing. No one wants to claim them as their own. They put fruit in everything. Like the Brian Regan routine about cranberries. Pork chops? How about cran-chops?


And don't forget their penchant to use jello for every dessert. Because it's a sin to have food taste like anything.

People who eat cinnamon buns with raisins are going straight to the deepest depths of hell

Anyone that is disappointed to find out the cookies are chocolate chip and not oatmeal raisin instead of the other way around is a psychopath.
 

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And don't forget their penchant to use jello for every dessert. Because it's a sin to have food taste like anything.



Anyone that is disappointed to find out the cookies are chocolate chip and not oatmeal raisin instead of the other way around is a psychopath.

The jello. I have my grandmothers cook books from the 1940's & '50's. Jello in the 50's is what ketchup is today. They would put hot dogs in jello, ham and beef in jello. Thank God my grandmother never made that shit, or the head cheese sandwiches with salted oleo spread.
 

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Waldorf Salad is the bees knees boys!

U.M.

Walnuts, raisins, apples, grapes, celery, mini-marshmallows, Miracle Whip..... MMmmmmmm..... :D

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Had a inter-company meeting with some d-bags and one of them ate the Waldorf chicken salad sandwich. One bite in "does this have nuts?" proceeded to calmly pull his phone out and call an ambulance.
 

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