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This page has been a walk down memory lane.
This page has been a walk down memory lane.
I was on a field problem at Ft Bragg and got a tick on my dick. Not wanting to remove it with a knife or fire, I waited til I got home and soaked in a hot tub. Had chills and fever the next morning and went on sick call. The very cute female LT Physicians Assistant who examined me looked at the bite mark, then up at me and asked, "So what happened to the tick? Did it starve to death?"
Funny girl.
Oh shit!! Im absolutely on the floor right now!! Mortification at its finestThis page has been a walk down memory lane.
I was on a field problem at Ft Bragg and got a tick on my dick. Not wanting to remove it with a knife or fire, I waited til I got home and soaked in a hot tub. Had chills and fever the next morning and went on sick call. The very cute female LT Physicians Assistant who examined me looked at the bite mark, then up at me and asked, "So what happened to the tick? Did it starve to death?"
Funny girl.
Thank you for that!!Did you run your fingers thru her hair!?
Yeah...no. My confidence wasn't exactly at its peak and I was newly married. She wrote me a script and told me to stay off it for a couple of weeks. I told her I might not be able to get back on it ever again, after her first comment.Did you run your fingers thru her hair!?
I walked in on a conversation at work between two women and a guy. It was obvious the guy was denying that he ever wacked off. I told him he was clearly a liar and stated that wacking is one of God's greatest gifts, in that you can have any woman you want, any time you want, any way you want, and when you're done, you don't have to talk to her. The girls laughed, I started to walked off, then turned and said to the cuter of the two, "I'll be thinking of you." They both squealed like little school girls.
Little Johnny jokes are the best.
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Got me. Well played