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jessie_sanders

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Since we're all family here, I'll share this story......

So I bought a cherry work car for 3k Monday night. Previous to picking it up at 6, i had a bit of tuna salad. It must have hit my post workout drink and didn't agree, I shit twice. I figured I'd have a window to go down the road and get it and make it back in time in the event there was a next round of shit.
Well i got to the guys house and the cramps started. I noticed he still had his plates on as he is counting the money. At this point the cold sweats started and I grabbed the screwdriver and said " I'll get the plates off while youre counting the money".
Now as I do this, I was in between contractions so I thought all is going to be ok. He handed me the keys and asked if I had any questions. Now the gut started rumbling again, I knew I was on borrowed time. The car was literally a mile from my house, so not very far.
There i am, driving home, half way home and I realize shit is getting real, i even rolled through two stop signs. The minute I hit my street, the ole bunghole can't hold any more so it begins to seep. Its at this point I lift off the seat for fear of soiling this new (to me) car. Well, it began to come out.
I come to a screeching stop once I got home, got out and ran to the bathroom, all the while I can feel this load in my pants as baby's with a full diaper would feel. I sat down on the crapper and the rest is history. The happy ending to this story is that there was no shit on my car seat.

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Unfortunate.

What did his wife look like?

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Hahahaha, no idea, was more worried what my shorts looked like ........unfortunately I know

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Thanks Hef. That made me actually laugh! And I don't laugh at much. I hope the rest of your week is uneventful. That was some funny shit because we've all been there at some point. Bravo.
 

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