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  1. Black02GT

    Black02GT *Not 2KBlackGT Established Member

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    Finally some racing I can afford
     
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    I wouldn’t be able to afford the co-pays. Lol
     
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    Looks like one of my old college rugby parties.

     
  4. AtlantaGT500

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    Just saw this on my FB feed.

    My damn luck on my way home from a TWD shoot ... I got stopped by a Coweta County Sheriff’s deputy ... I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and acting skills. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray from Eddies Trick Shop, the bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the deputy walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to step out of the car.. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says OMG...what’s that smell? I said I’ve shit myself sir, I have Crohn's Disease. The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says ... OMG I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick, I live right down the road.
    Deputy Sheriff: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
    Well I didnt expect it to go this way but the deputy waited til I got out of my car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! Moral of the story: Buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! If you read this until the end, I stole it, so share it like I did because everyone can use a good laugh these days...
     
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    Sonic605hp I have a large member. Established Member

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    ****ing great story and brilliant idea.

     
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    HillbillyHotRod Hooligan rabble rouser Established Member

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    I have no idea how you didn’t bust out laughing when he mentioned the ambulance. I’m pretty sure that is where the plan would have fallen apart for me. Well done Sir!
     
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    My shit would still be broke and on jack stands.
     
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    I'm pretty proud of my fantasy football team name this year.

    Side note this is a very competitive 12 team league, I'm so stacked Screenshot_20190829-182216_Yahoo%20Fantasy.jpeg

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    Chris Arnold is the type of guy that listens and sings along to Cardi B
     
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    Assuming he is working 5 days a week, get a typical bank holidays and 2 weeks of vacation per year, that's 40.2 years of work.

    If he started at 16 that puts him around 56.

    Based on the body language in the picture and anecdotal experience with how my dad has been these last few years before retirement, I'd say the math checks out.
     
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