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Had mine done six years ago. Didn't work when we checked with a sample. Doctor was an old guy who never had one not work. He put me completely under and warned me this one might be rougher. Woke up with grapefruit sized balls and missed a full week of work......that one took.
 

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Skitz is probably so fertile he can get a girl prego just by farting in her direction. He improves the quality of every thread in which he participates.

@Skitzerman .... where are ya bro?

Lookin at porn...........

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Been 25+ years since I had the flop-n-chop performed. Had it done at the base clinic on Kadena while I was in the USAF. Doc prescribed me three 5mg Valiums a couple days prior to the procedure and told me to take one about an hour before the appointment and the other two 30 minutes prior. Needless to say I was about as close to being a living rag doll as humanly possible by the time the doc brought me back to the examining room.

My wife was their because someone had to drive me back home after this was over. The doc asked if she wanted to watch the procedure... my wife was thrilled by the thought and accepted. So they had me change into one of those typical hospital gowns where your ass hangs out in the open air and they put me on the table and exposed my meat & two veg. Next they draped a thick blanket over me which had what can only be described as a "glory hole" cut out in the middle of it. The doc reached through the hole and fished my nards out so they were exposed to god & country. I must admit they looked pretty majestic laying there all by themselves, lit up by the surgical lamp and surrounded by the cool blue blanket which encompassed them.

The doc had his back to me messing around with something on the instrument tray and when he turned back around he had a syringe in his hand. Oh shit I thought... I should be panicking right about now, but the Valium in me said fug it you don't care 'bout nuttin' (pun intended). I must admit the injections he made on each side of my goody bag didn't hurt much if any at all. I'm sure once again this was due to Valium.

About this time there was a knock on the exam room door and in walks this pretty little A1C. She wasn't more than 19 or 20 years old. She asked the doc if she could observe the procedure being as she hadn't seen one yet. The doc asked if it was okay with me and I was like hell yeah sure c'mon in and join the party! Then I looked over at my old lady sitting there (keep in mind she's Asian) and saw the scowl... I knew I wasn't going to be getting laid for 7-10 days anyway so no loss there.

After about 2 or 3 minutes of just laying there the doc poked my sack with the needle again and asked, did ya feel that? Nope I replied and off to the races we went. A small incision was made in the side of my sack and then with what looked like a small crochet needle the doc fished in there and pulled out what looked like a piece of thin spaghetti. Thing is he KEPT PULLING and it felt like that Italian noodle he hooked was connected to my stomach!? Very strange sensation, not painful mind you, but you could feel the pull. Doc stated the USAF doesn't want you to come back for a repeat performance so they cut out as LARGE of a section of the vas deferens as possible to ensure there's no chance they ever grow back together.

The whole procedure from the time I was led into the room until I was pushed out in a wheelchair was maybe 20 minutes. A little ice was required later in the day after the local wore off, but within a few days I was back to business as usual. I think what was strangest about the whole ordeal was that for a few weeks after the vasectomy it felt like my grapes hung much lower on the vine and had less support.

So that's my vasectomy story. Now back to the funny!

U.M.

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Had mine done six years ago. Didn't work when we checked with a sample. Doctor was an old guy who never had one not work. He put me completely under and warned me this one might be rougher. Woke up with grapefruit sized balls and missed a full week of work......that one took.

Been 25+ years since I had the flop-n-chop performed. Had it done at the base clinic on Kadena while I was in the USAF. Doc prescribed me three 5mg Valiums a couple days prior to the procedure and told me to take one about an hour before the appointment and the other two 30 minutes prior. Needless to say I was about as close to being a living rag doll as humanly possible by the time the doc brought me back to the examining room.

My wife was their because someone had to drive me back home after this was over. The doc asked if she wanted to watch the procedure... my wife was thrilled by the thought and accepted. So they had me change into one of those typical hospital gowns where your ass hangs out in the open air and they put me on the table and exposed my meat & two veg. Next they draped a thick blanket over me which had what can only be described as a "glory hole" cut out in the middle of it. The doc reached through the hole and fished my nards out so they were exposed to god & country. I must admit they looked pretty majestic laying there all by themselves, lit up by the surgical lamp and surrounded by the cool blue blanket which encompassed them.

The doc had his back to me messing around with something on the instrument tray and when he turned back around he had a syringe in his hand. Oh shit I thought... I should be panicking right about now, but the Valium in me said fug it you don't care 'bout nuttin' (pun intended). I must admit the injections he made on each side of my goody bag didn't hurt much if any at all. I'm sure once again this was due to Valium.

About this time there was a knock on the exam room door and in walks this pretty little A1C. She wasn't more than 19 or 20 years old. She asked the doc if she could observe the procedure being as she hadn't seen one yet. The doc asked if it was okay with me and I was like hell yeah sure c'mon in and join the party! Then I looked over at my old lady sitting there (keep in mind she's Asian) and saw the scowl... I knew I wasn't going to be getting laid for 7-10 days anyway so no loss there.

After about 2 or 3 minutes of just laying there the doc poked my sack with the needle again and asked, did ya feel that? Nope I replied and off to the races we went. A small incision was made in the side of my sack and then with what looked like a small crochet needle the doc fished in there and pulled out what looked like a piece of thin spaghetti. Thing is he KEPT PULLING and it felt like that Italian noodle he hooked was connected to my stomach!? Very strange sensation, not painful mind you, but you could feel the pull. Doc stated the USAF doesn't want you to come back for a repeat performance so they cut out as LARGE of a section of the vas deferens as possible to ensure there's no chance they ever grow back together.

The whole procedure from the time I was led into the room until I was pushed out in a wheelchair was maybe 20 minutes. A little ice was required later in the day after the local wore off, but within a few days I was back to business as usual. I think what was strangest about the whole ordeal was that for a few weeks after the vasectomy it felt like my grapes hung much lower on the vine and had less support.

So that's my vasectomy story. Now back to the funny!

U.M.
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