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Skitzerman

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BOOGIE MAN

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No, I get all the married guys are paying for it. I'm talking about single guys, not even dating. Just, legitimately looking to get laid, and be done with it. Escorts, hookers, pros, whatever you call them....Who here has done it?
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Quoted the wrong post, too lazy to fix

...and Maximus said to Commodus, "the time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end."
 

72MachOne99GT

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I migjt be starting a new divorce thread soon.

Beothers gf told my wife I took a cat for a ride (what the **** kind of human being shares that information) and my wife is really weird about animal stuff....

Thinks i killed the last one (didn’t)

Thinks i hate the 14 (yes, 14) outside, but dont.

Did I take Mr ****Face 2 miles down the road? yes... yes I did.

Do i think my wife would divorce me over that despite a 7 year, 3 year, 1 week old? Also yes..


Stand by.
 

_Snake_

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I migjt be starting a new divorce thread soon.

Beothers gf told my wife I took a cat for a ride (what the **** kind of human being shares that information) and my wife is really weird about animal stuff....

Thinks i killed the last one (didn’t)

Thinks i hate the 14 (yes, 14) outside, but dont.

Did I take Mr ****Face 2 miles down the road? yes... yes I did.

Do i think my wife would divorce me over that despite a 7 year, 3 year, 1 week old? Also yes..


Stand by.

Good luck.
 

FJohnny

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Is it time for you to recant your admission? Get your brother to go to your wife and beg for her forgiveness for killing the last one and packing Mr. ****face off down the road. He owes you. He can claim his gf put him up to it because she was jealous and that he will be dumping her ass because of this.

Girls love it when other girls are jealous so she'll buy it for sure. And, you're rid of the dumbass that your brother was going out with. Double win.

Best for kids to have both parents, right?
 

dannydarko11

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I migjt be starting a new divorce thread soon.

Beothers gf told my wife I took a cat for a ride (what the **** kind of human being shares that information) and my wife is really weird about animal stuff....

Thinks i killed the last one (didn’t)

Thinks i hate the 14 (yes, 14) outside, but dont.

Did I take Mr ****Face 2 miles down the road? yes... yes I did.

Do i think my wife would divorce me over that despite a 7 year, 3 year, 1 week old? Also yes..


Stand by.

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lmao wut?


GL, fam!
 

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