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NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

Discussion in 'Pics and Videos Buffet' started by WarNipple, Jan 27, 2007.

  1. Branhammer

    Branhammer My saltiness... is... MAXIMUMER! Established Member

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    "Do u think it will work on my 86 mustang"

    "Absolutely not"

    LMAO

    Based on the buyers request to send a cashier's check because he is "on an oil rig" and his spelling is terrible, this was probably one of those "Nigerian" scams or something similar.

    When we renovated our kitchen, I put my wife in charge of selling the old cabinets in the local internet ads. My wife had never heard of this scam and ALMOST fell for it. She told me about this guy that wanted to send us a check for the asking price without even negotiating, along with extra money to cover the cost of his moving company, then requested we send a money order for the extra amount to some moving company. She thought it sounded like a retarded process and wanted me to look into it. I Xerox'd a copy of my ass/balls and sent it to the address he gave us. He stopped contacting us and we sold the cabinets to a local. We did get the check he sent us though. Forwarded it to the authorities.
     
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  2. vettez062002

    vettez062002 baller on a budget Established Member

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    omg I had to google each of them and see if the voices added up.. that was one of the dumbest things ive ever heard
     
  3. 03_SVT_Freak

    03_SVT_Freak Stirring the pot :D Established Member

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    ladies and gentlemen. our government.

    and people honestly wonder why this country is in the shape it is...
     
  4. tallfreak

    tallfreak Just a newb Established Member

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    Nick Diaz has been hit in the head too many times. That was sad.
     
  5. Gringo185

    Gringo185 2nd Civ Div Established Member

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    F8L BYT Active Member Established Member

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    Haha this is entire too funny

    [youtube_browser]PT0ZmSVOlaM[/youtube_browser]
     
  7. SeikenFreak

    SeikenFreak 2 Scoops Established Member

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    Hahahahaha
     
  8. NJ03SVTCobra

    NJ03SVTCobra Addicted Open Tracker Established Member

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    Sounds like the camera man is the douche but that it funny as hell.
     
  9. motoman991

    motoman991 Banned

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    LOL, wanna have a snowball fight later?
     
  10. Steve@Tasca

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    Yeah, sounds like they both have issues. Gary should just get his snowblower out and blow if back in the other guys driveway.
     
  11. Steve@Tasca

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    my-brain-is-full_zps94960352.jpg

    Best part is the look on the other guys face when he says "We don't anticipate that".






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  12. Uncle Meat

    Uncle Meat Zircon Encrusted Tweezers Established Member

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    There are some REALLY STUPID Democrats elected in the state of Georgia. Not only do they have that mental midget Hank Johnson, but they had Cynthia McKinney for a long time too. She's quite the whack-a-doo herself.

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    U.M.
     
  13. RedRocketMike

    RedRocketMike A Member Well Known Established Member

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    Yea, only a total dipshit asshole blows his snow onto his neighbors yard/house/windows.
     
  14. canadianbullitt

    canadianbullitt Active Member Established Member

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    The old man is a little out of line but that camera man needs to get hit teeth rearranged.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  16. L8APEX

    L8APEX *Turbo Not to Scale Premium Member Established Member

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    IF YOU HATE SPIDERS... SCROLL FASTER
     
  17. fcettner

    fcettner DaShelby Established Member

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    Oh S**T!
     
  18. SignalZero

    SignalZero Eat mor Chikin Established Member

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    I almost dropped the phone. **** that spider. **** touching that spider.
     
  19. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    That is hilarious! :lol1:
     
  20. DSG2003Mach1

    DSG2003Mach1 Premium Member Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    and terrifying at the same time
     

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