Nurse Are My Testicles Black

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxy gen

mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a

difficult four

hour surgical procedure .

A young student nurse appears to give

him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the

mask, 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,

'I don't know, sir. I'm only

here to wash
your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,

are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals

from worry about his

testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment and

sheepishly pulls back the

covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in

one hand and his testicles

in the other,

lifting and moving them around and

around gently..

Then, she takes a close look and says,

'No, sir, they aren't, and I

assure you there's nothing wrong with them!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

smiles at her and says very

slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but listen very, very

closely.....

:dancenana:' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? :dancenana:
 

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