A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxy gen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult four
hour surgical procedure .
A young student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the
mask, 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
'I don't know, sir. I'm only
here to wash
your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,
are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from worry about his
testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and
sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles
in the other,
lifting and moving them around and
around gently..
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No, sir, they aren't, and I
assure you there's nothing wrong with them!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very
slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very
closely.....
:dancenana:' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? :dancenana:
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult four
hour surgical procedure .
A young student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the
mask, 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
'I don't know, sir. I'm only
here to wash
your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,
are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from worry about his
testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and
sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles
in the other,
lifting and moving them around and
around gently..
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No, sir, they aren't, and I
assure you there's nothing wrong with them!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very
slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very
closely.....
:dancenana:' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? :dancenana: