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Neighbors dog crapping in my yard

Discussion in 'Road Side Pub' started by SHOdown220, Sep 17, 2019.

What should I do with this neighbor?

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  1. Confront him and tell him to GTFO of my yard

    24 vote(s)
    40.7%
  2. Pick up his dogs poo and leave it on his porch

    21 vote(s)
    35.6%
  3. Drop pants and dump out in his yard while reading the paper

    14 vote(s)
    23.7%
  1. IronSnake

    IronSnake Permanently apathetic Established Member

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    Is this neighbor next door or down the street? Just grab a shovel, scoop all of the poop, and throw it back into his yard.

    When he asks you why, you say, just taking out the trash to the dump brah.
     
  2. DSG2003Mach1

    DSG2003Mach1 Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    tell him it needs to stop. If it doesn't

    1) buy cheap water balloon sling shot
    2) buy cheap, thin dog poop bags
    3) load bags in sling shot, aim at this house and/or vehicles
     
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  3. BlckBox04

    BlckBox04 I am the liquor Established Member

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    just bang his wife. That'll teach him a lesson.
     
  4. BrunotheBoxer

    BrunotheBoxer Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Established Member

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    So a ****in democrat and a killer of dogs.
    Klunt I am disappoint.
     
  5. ford fanatic

    ford fanatic Four Eyed Freak Established Member

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    Yet another thread that makes me glad I live on 40 acres...

    I would go and talk to the guy, he shouldn't be walking his dog on your property let alone letting him take a dump there.
     
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  6. PaxtonShelby

    PaxtonShelby FRULE10 Established Member

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  7. Klaus

    Klaus Premium Member Premium Member Established Member

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    What language is "I am disappoint?"
     
  8. SHOdown220

    SHOdown220 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    He's across the street 2 houses up. What I don't get is on the other side of his house is a big open field used by no one. Why in the world not walk the dog there?

    And to clarify for everyone I have no intention of harming the dog, I'm a dog owner and lover and of course the dog has no clue hes doing anything wrong. Just walking where his owner takes him
     
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    This^^ group accountability goes a long way
     
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  10. Dave.O

    Dave.O Active Member Established Member

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    If you are non confrontational this is the way

    I had this happen with my next door neighbor
    Caught in the act. Wife opened opened their side door two little yappy things came out to squat in my yard.
    She stood there smoking obviously not noticing me working on my car.
    I walked straight at her staring her down, she whistled her dogs in and slammed the door.
    She never never made eye contact with me again nor did I ever find crap in my yard again.
    They have no respect for you, don't show them any either

    I should mention though that I work out consistently and probably have 50 lbs on the husband, probably a deterrent to continued lawn pooping



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  11. BlckBox04

    BlckBox04 I am the liquor Established Member

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    No one's asking you to harm his dog. Just harm his wife's vag


    I'm savage
     
  12. BrunotheBoxer

    BrunotheBoxer Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Established Member

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    So a democrat. A ****in killer of dog. (My personal best friends). And.
    Not even internet savvy once.


    Klunt. I am most definitely disappoint.
     
  13. Klaus

    Klaus Premium Member Premium Member Established Member

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    Your shit reads like an illiterate chinaman typing into google translate. But you are one of the more clever illiterate chinamen so I will give you a gold star for the day.
     
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    blk02edge Well-Known Member Established Member

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    People who would actually let an innocent doggo drink antifreeze should infact drink antifreeze themselves.
     
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  15. Blown 89

    Blown 89 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Use your words big boy. If he refuses to do anything kindly return the piles of shit to him.
    or
    Put a stand with the tools to pick it up and a small trash can in your lawn as a courtesy.

    I don't see why this is such a big deal
     
  16. bdcardinal

    bdcardinal I Spend car money on guns Premium Member Established Member

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    +38,000 proper SVTP response
     
  17. gimmie11s

    gimmie11s Handlebar mustaches... PSSHHH! Established Member Established Member

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    I guess that's better than a brown star with an unknowing cucumber surprise.
     
  18. ZYBORG

    ZYBORG Let's roll.. Premium Member Established Member

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    This to the power of 4th!


    And **** whomever would harm the dog.
     
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  19. Crimson2v

    Crimson2v Well-Known Member Established Member

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    I can’t stand people that do this. I would say something, catch them in the act and ask if they need a bag to pick it up. People are inconsiderate nowadays. I caught a neighbor cutting limbs off our our trees recently. She got real nasty with me, I just asked how would she feel if I went over to her house and started cutting her trees up. Good luck OP, I hope the guy acts right.
     
  20. HudsonFalcon

    HudsonFalcon Premium Member Premium Member Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    Your shit gets pushed in.
     

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