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My dog named Sex
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<blockquote data-quote="CSCOBRA03" data-source="post: 16347305" data-attributes="member: 8101"><p></p><p> </p><p>My parents told me I could name my new pet dog anything I wanted and since I was a mischievous little boy, I decided to name my dog Sex.</p><p> </p><p>It seemed funny at first until you understand all the confusion that this caused me in my later life. Like the day that I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.</p><p>He said, "I'd like to have one, too.”</p><p>Then, I said, “You don’t understand. She's a dog” </p><p>He replied, “Look man, I don’ care how she looks.” </p><p>“No no, I've had Sex since I was 5!” </p><p>He replied, “You must have been an early bloomer.” </p><p> </p><p>***************</p><p>When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I’d have to wait until after the wedding.</p><p> </p><p>When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life.</p><p></p><p>***************</p><p>After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.</p><p>She replied, “Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex.” </p><p>I said, “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.”</p><p>The clerk said, “Me too!” </p><p> </p><p>***************</p><p>When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. </p><p>When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “Me too.” </p><p>***************</p><p> </p><p>One day my dog Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight.</p><p>I told him, “I’m looking for Sex!” </p><p>My case comes up next Tuesday.</p><p> </p><p>***************</p><p>Now that I’ve been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I’m in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.</p><p>I said, “Sex has left my life. It’s like losing a best friend and I’m so lonely.” </p><p>He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn’t man’s best friend. Why don’t you go get yourself a dog . . .”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CSCOBRA03, post: 16347305, member: 8101"] [b][/b] My parents told me I could name my new pet dog anything I wanted and since I was a mischievous little boy, I decided to name my dog Sex. It seemed funny at first until you understand all the confusion that this caused me in my later life. Like the day that I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too.” Then, I said, “You don’t understand. She's a dog” He replied, “Look man, I don’ care how she looks.” “No no, I've had Sex since I was 5!” He replied, “You must have been an early bloomer.” *************** When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I’d have to wait until after the wedding. When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life. *************** After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. She replied, “Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex.” I said, “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Me too!” *************** When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “Me too.” *************** One day my dog Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight. I told him, “I’m looking for Sex!” My case comes up next Tuesday. *************** Now that I’ve been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I’m in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said, “Sex has left my life. It’s like losing a best friend and I’m so lonely.” He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn’t man’s best friend. Why don’t you go get yourself a dog . . .” [/QUOTE]
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