Monday Joke

[MDShelby]

This getting old is a terrible thing.
I blacked out for 20 minutes this morning.

Then I realized I’d put my hoodie on backwards.
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[ShelbyGT5HUN]

Had a co worker freak out one time. He said the vision in his right eye was all messed up, getting worse, and wanted to go home early. He leaves and calls back a hour later says, "I put the wrong contact in my right eye" Apparently he used two left contacts.

 

[CobraBob]

Funny joke that points to funny scenarios where people make simple mistakes that cause them consternation. LOL.

 

[03cobra#694]

Hahahahaha. It was a old thing yesterday. My regular doctor office called yesterday and said to come in the 26th. I said, nothing sooner? She goes, that's this Wednesday, today is the 24th. I had no clue what the date was.