Monday Joke

MDShelby

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Hope all had a good Thanksgiving and weekend.

Amazing Simple Home Remedies:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto!! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting your self when slicing vegetable by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat - use the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on you veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


Tune in tomorrow for more of these remedies.
 

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