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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16602679" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p><strong>An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.</strong></p><p><strong>"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"</strong></p><p><strong>The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story that explains your situation. </strong></p><p><strong>I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle. </strong></p><p><strong>So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. </strong></p><p><strong>And do you know what happened?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Dumbfounded the old man replied "No. Tell me!"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The doctor replied, "That's kind of what I'm getting at..."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16602679, member: 134562"] [b]An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story that explains your situation. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" Dumbfounded the old man replied "No. Tell me!" The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." The doctor replied, "That's kind of what I'm getting at..."[/b] [/QUOTE]
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