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Road Side Pub
Monday Joke!
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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 16321175" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. </p><p></p><p>His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000, and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."</p><p></p><p>The next day, the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So, he asked, "Son, where are you going?"</p><p></p><p>Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then, I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 16321175, member: 4213"] For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000, and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day, the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So, he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then, I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!" [/QUOTE]
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