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  1. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of sexual harassment issues, he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust, he decided to put some moves on her.

    But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on. So, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen, baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?"

    Looking him in the eyes, she replied, "My lawyer!"
     
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  2. PaxtonShelby

    PaxtonShelby FRULE10 Established Member

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    DOH!!


    oh...and of course...pics of hot secretary??
     
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  3. ON D BIT

    ON D BIT Finish First Established Member

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    I’m guessing not blonde?
     
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  4. MDShelby

    MDShelby Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Lol!!
     
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  5. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    hahahahaha
     
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