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<blockquote data-quote="LIGHTNING LARRY" data-source="post: 13968461" data-attributes="member: 2054"><p>She can't get on here for some reason. So I'm posting it for her.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!' </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The teacher suggested they try some biology questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?' asked the teacher. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>'Legs!' Larry immediately replied. "What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked the teacher. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>'Pockets!' said Larry. </em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The teacher looked at the principal, who said, 'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!'</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LIGHTNING LARRY, post: 13968461, member: 2054"] She can't get on here for some reason. So I'm posting it for her. [B][I]On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!' Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of. The teacher suggested they try some biology questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?' asked the teacher. 'Legs!' Larry immediately replied. "What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked the teacher. 'Pockets!' said Larry. The teacher looked at the principal, who said, 'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!'[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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