Man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat

[snake134]

Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat - CNN.com

lulz, oh people never fail to surprise me

 

[DirtyD916]

Couple questions:

1. Who the **** would shit at walmart?
2. who sits on a toilet without whipping the seat clean for 9000 hours?
3. Super Glue looks like sperm....why would you sit on a toilet seat covered in sperm?

 

[NJ03SVTCobra]

That is hysterical. I have to say that is a pretty damn good prank.

 

[CSD]

This is great, I LMAO. The guy must of been all pooped out when all was said and done. :lol:

 

[Camaro_94]

This is great, I LMAO. The guy must of been all pooped out when all was said and done. :lol:

yeah, it must have been a shitty day for him.

 

[TrevorR90]

Who sits on a public toilet without wiping the damn thing off or at least putting toilet paper around the seat?

 

[NateV8]

yeah, it must have been a shitty day for him.

Yup that's embarassing, that was definitely a sticky situation.




Edit: just read the article.

"It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said."

Wow, so they had to take him out of the bathroom at the crowded ass Wal-Mart (7pm) with his pants down and a toilet seat stuck to his ass....?

Hahahahahaha

 

[Zimm11]

Who sits on a public toilet without wiping the damn thing off or at least putting toilet paper around the seat?

totally ****ing agree...if i shit in public its cause i absolutely HAVE to. and if that is the case, i layer it in toilet paper so i dont pick up the local STD or any of that random shit that some how people manage to get on the dam seat in the first place. i just dont get people...:nonono:

 

[Zentenk]

Yes, these are my steps to public shitting:

1. Pick stall that has less mess/lingering odor
2. Must have toilet paper
3. kick the flusher (could still have fecal matter or urine remaining)
4. wipe seat down
5. throw a few extra sheets into the water to reduce splashing
6. put down a butt gasket
7. let loose the fury upon the world
8. wipe (repeat if necessary) and kick flusher

 

[SNCBOOM]

Some of you guys sure are anal.

 

[Niks97cobra]

Best thread ever. If you don't wipe the shitter seat, you deserve this.

 

[crew_dawg16]

Kids are always farting around in the Walmart.

 

[Catfood]

If i sat on that seat I would have cut myself off with my knife. No way anybody was gonna know!

 

[Cobra2001X]

Yes, these are my steps to public shitting:

1. Pick stall that has less mess/lingering odor
2. Must have toilet paper
3. kick the flusher (could still have fecal matter or urine remaining)
4. wipe seat down
5. throw a few extra sheets into the water to reduce splashing
6. put down a butt gasket
7. let loose the fury upon the world
8. wipe (repeat if necessary) and kick flusher

haha exactly, its the guys fault that he went right to step 7 lmao

 

[Ironhand]

LMAO. I bet he's gonna catch crap about this for a long time!

 

[Zentenk]

haha exactly, its the guys fault that he went right to step 7 lmao

I wonder if he even got to step 8? He had to have dumped, I mean... he was there. I'm sure he couldn't get an arm in to wipe, wonder if he wiped after they cut the seat free or did they wipe for him? haha :xpl:

 

[N2DAMYSTIC]

Saw this on local news. That has got to suck but hopefully he learned his lesson. As said, you have to be deserving if you sit your bare ass on a public toilet in a Wall Mart.

 

[STAMPEDE3]

Butt gasket FTW.

 

[DaleM]

I wonder what kind of idiots think this would be funny if it happened to their wife or child? On this site, a bet a lot. LOL!

 

[jliddle]

7. let loose the fury upon the world

LMAO.

Could this thread approach the greatness of the shit spec story from way back when?