Male vs Female Brains

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In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a while, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$2000 for a male brain, and $5000 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked.

A young boy, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the female brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at his childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the male brains, because they've been used."
 

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