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Jessica Dorrell, the 25-year-old passenger on Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino's wrecked motorcycle, has deleted her wedding's Web page after it was defaced by Internet trolls. Best posts below

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Motorcycles?
Adultery?
White trash from Arkansas?
See you soon!
from:Myrtle Beach Bike Week
4/5/2012 6:03:50 PM

The Knot? Josh, probably want to visit my website.
from:TheNoose.com

Ahh **** it
from:Lee Corso
4/5/2012 5:56:06 PM

How'd this news get out? Shockey be snitchin' again!
from:Warren Sapp
4/5/2012 5:52:31 PM

fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
from:Morris Claiborne
4/5/2012 5:41:51 PM

Rick,
If you need help with your "problem" give me a call. I specialize in white bitchez.
from:O.J. Simpson
4/5/2012 5:39:54 PM

So anyone have any plans on June 9th?
from:Vince Vaughn
4/5/2012 5:39:51 PM

What kind of cake are you serving at the wedding? Can I have my own?
from:Brady Hoke
4/5/2012 5:35:39 PM

What a strange way to dispose of your prostitute, Bobby. Call me next time for pointers.
from:Craig James
4/5/2012 5:32:24 PM

Sounds like Bobby came and went at the same time
from:Ron Jeremy

Call me. I'm great at this kind of stuff. Seriously. For real.
from:John Edwards
4/5/2012 5:26:49 PM

I have a camera and a decent sized farm if you have the time Jessica
from:Brett Favre
4/5/2012 5:11:36 PM

Just checking to make sure there weren't any black thugs posting here.
from:George Zimmerman
4/5/2012 5:01:26 PM

Trust me cheating on your wife will turn out bad......
from:Steve McNair
4/5/2012 4:54:05 PM

I wish I still had my eligi-eligi-eligi-eligibility
from:Darren McFadden
4/5/2012 4:53:33 PM

I can't see my dick, but if you can find it, please do something with it. Or give me a box of donuts. Either
way.
from:Brady Hoke
4/5/2012 4:49:24 PM

Wait, a 25 year old? I thought it was 20 5 year olds. Damn Bobby, thought we were friends.
from:Jerry Sandusky
4/5/2012 4:48:56 PM

If blowing Petrino is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
from:Tyler Wilson
4/5/2012 4:45:51 PM

Jess, I can make you famous. Call me.
from:Kim Kardashian
4/5/2012 4:45:23 PM

I'll tattoo your name on my ass if I can get a piece of yours.
from:Jim Tressel
4/5/2012 4:44:55 PM

Hey, this is Tiger. Can you take my name off your phone? My wife's um, going through my phone. Thanks
from:Tiger Woods
4/5/2012 4:44:40 PM

So I have this bike in Baton Rouge...and I have a want...a sexual one.
from:Les Miles
4/5/2012 4:44:09 PM

It wasn't me
from:Shaggy
4/5/2012 4:40:31 PM

Female? Over 18?
Count me out
from:Sandusky

4/5/2012 4:40:09 PM
foosball is de debil, Bobby!
from:Momma
4/5/2012 4:39:18 PM

Funds aren't the only thing she's been raising
from:Bobby P.
4/5/2012 4:38:42 PM

Josh, I have an available closet...
from:Mike Leach
4/5/2012 4:37:23 PM

If I had a slutty white daughter, she'd look like you.
from:Barack
4/5/2012 4:35:40 PM

Well done Bobby...I taught you well during our time together.
from:Rick Pitino
4/5/2012 4:34:22 PM

You should bring your talents to South Beach.
from:Lebron James
4/5/2012 4:34:01 PM

At Auburn our incoming freshman commit the adultery, not our coaches.
from:Gene Chizik
4/5/2012 4:33:32 PM

Hey I also like to ride motorcycles without a helmet. Are you DTF?
from:Ben Roethlisberger
4/5/2012 4:33:18 PM

Bobby, Why don't you take a seat over there.
from:Chris Hansen
4/5/2012 4:33:17 PM

Motorcyle Infidelity = Wedding Crasher. Get it? Lol
from:Owen Wilson
4/5/2012 4:31:44 PM

FEET PIX PLZ
from:Rex Ryan
4/5/2012 4:31:44 PM

I shed a tear
from:Tim Tebow
4/5/2012 4:30:15 PM

Hey Josh, Am I still invited to the wedding? No hard feelings, bud.
from:Bobby
4/5/2012 4:25:09 PM

yeah, she interned for me, too
from:Bill Clinton
4/5/2012 4:23:50 PM

I'll be there. Is it in Colorado?
from:Kobe Bryant
4/5/2012 4:23:04 PM

Hell, even I hit it.
from:Trayvon
4/5/2012 4:21:06 PM

Hey there Jessica!
If you don't mind a "short guy", hit me up on Twitter.
Your friend,
Nick Saban
from:Nick Saban
4/5/2012 4:20:50 PM

65 days to go! Ironically that's how fast your Harley was traveling.
from:Arkansas Highway Patrol
4/5/2012 4:19:52 PM

Bobby, I hope you lasted longer than 15 seconds!
from:Rick Pitino
4/5/2012 4:12:12 PM

So I hear Jessica enjoys motorcycles; are you registered at a Harley Davidson store?
from:TMB
4/5/2012 4:10:54 PM
 
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That's hilarious. I heard some guys on a local sports talk show reading some of these yesterday. I think the new big conspiracy theory is that there wasn't really a motorcycle accident, but instead just a good ol pissed off fiance beating the fool out of the coach lol.
 

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