A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, "What's the problem?
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his
temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband
is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's bourbon and swish
it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either
leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my
husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniels and he would
start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniels that
makes it work like that?
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth
shut is the secret.
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The counselor asks, "What's the problem?
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his
temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband
is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's bourbon and swish
it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either
leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my
husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniels and he would
start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniels that
makes it work like that?
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth
shut is the secret.
...
