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Isn't Ohio great!
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<blockquote data-quote="blueoval4ever" data-source="post: 1835285" data-attributes="member: 19478"><p>I got this in my email and thought it was kinda funny and so true.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">I Love Ohio! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Aug. 20 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">This is God's Country. I love it here! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Oct. 14 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Ohio is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise... I love it here! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Nov. 3 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Dec. 2 –</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Orange">It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Ohio! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Dec. 12 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland... I love it here! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Dec. 19 – </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Dec. 22 – </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">And you should see our heating bills! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Dec. 25 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">White Christmas my busted ass! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll break the bastard's nose. Don't know why they don't use more salt </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">on the roads to melt this friggin ICE! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Dec. 28 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">More white sh*t last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">shoveling out the driveway every time Snowplow Harry comes by. Can't </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow. </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">The weatherman says to expect another 10” of the sh*t tonight. </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10” is? </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Jan. 1 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN. </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">We got two feet of the white sh*t this time. At this rate it won't melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling all the sh*t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Jan. 8 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Mar. 22 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of sh*t! </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">April. 10 - </span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken state of Ohio! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="blueoval4ever, post: 1835285, member: 19478"] I got this in my email and thought it was kinda funny and so true. [COLOR=Orange]I Love Ohio! Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 - Ohio is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise... I love it here! Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 – It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Ohio! Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland... I love it here! Dec. 19 – More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow! Dec. 22 – More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk! And you should see our heating bills! Dec. 25 - White Christmas my busted ass! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll break the bastard's nose. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE! Dec. 28 - More white sh*t last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway every time Snowplow Harry comes by. Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow. The weatherman says to expect another 10” of the sh*t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10” is? Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN. We got two feet of the white sh*t this time. At this rate it won't melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling all the sh*t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head! Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of sh*t! April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken state of Ohio! [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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