cute card
here is a real card:
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Years ago I was at a fedex store and someone wanted to overnight their brother in the UK, a birthday present. The box was a good 2 foot squared. The employer laughed a bit as he said something like "Dude, that's gonna run ya like $1,100" and basically cutting off the worker with a posh British accent the customer was all, "I don't care" and handed over his black amex.
People with that card get what they want. LOL