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How did you meet yer wife/girlfriend?
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<blockquote data-quote="derklug" data-source="post: 16057529" data-attributes="member: 138123"><p>Sort of a long story. When I had just gotten divorced and moved into an apartment, I had one obnoxious nieghbor. One Sunday morning, around 5 am, I hear Jimmy out in the parking lot. "Red" he would yell, "Red, are you up?". This shit went on for 15 minutes. I had gotten in about 3 am, I was tired, hung over, and alone. I was not in a mood for this. I decided that if this asshole yelled out one more time, I was going to kill him. Sure as hell, "Red, you gonna help me?" Red used to help get the Sunday papers ready for his boy to deliver. That's it, guy has to die. I got up, put on pants, and went out into the parking lot to kill Jimmy. Luckily for Jimmy, Red also came down. Now there was a witness, so I couldn't kill Jimmy. Jimmy introduced me to Red, and asked me when I was going to get married again. I told him it would be a cold day in Hell before I got married again. Five years later, Red and I packed up our friends and family into a party bus and got married in February in Hell Michigan.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="derklug, post: 16057529, member: 138123"] Sort of a long story. When I had just gotten divorced and moved into an apartment, I had one obnoxious nieghbor. One Sunday morning, around 5 am, I hear Jimmy out in the parking lot. "Red" he would yell, "Red, are you up?". This shit went on for 15 minutes. I had gotten in about 3 am, I was tired, hung over, and alone. I was not in a mood for this. I decided that if this asshole yelled out one more time, I was going to kill him. Sure as hell, "Red, you gonna help me?" Red used to help get the Sunday papers ready for his boy to deliver. That's it, guy has to die. I got up, put on pants, and went out into the parking lot to kill Jimmy. Luckily for Jimmy, Red also came down. Now there was a witness, so I couldn't kill Jimmy. Jimmy introduced me to Red, and asked me when I was going to get married again. I told him it would be a cold day in Hell before I got married again. Five years later, Red and I packed up our friends and family into a party bus and got married in February in Hell Michigan. [/QUOTE]
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