I was in our company office once checking out the monthly duty roster. Had to scratch my balls, but there were wookies in there so I snuck my right hand in my pocket and scratched my balls. Wouldnt ya know it, 1st Sgt comes out of his hole sees me with my hand in my pocket, rips my ass. He ends with "****! Youre a Corporal, why you doing that dumb shit!" Me "I was scratching my balls, 1st Sgt". He just shook his head and went back in his office.