I was headed east down a main four lane road through town earlier this afternoon. Traffic always stalls east of the third stoplight because invariably some stupid wants to turn left across traffic and shuts down the left lane. Knowing this, I got into the right lane early on and stayed there. Up ahead of me (before we reached unofficial left turn area) I see something peculiar. I see a junk ass old quad on an even junkier ass little old trailer. Like I wouldn't trust this thing to haul leaves across the yard kind of junk. And what is it hooked to? A 96ish mustang gt vert. First thought was "idiot". Thought was confirmed as I noticed his right blinker was on. Thinking maybe he had a brain and wanted out of the bottle neck I backed off and gave him room to merge. Nothing happened. Went that way for a block and he just sat there oblivious to the fact that he's telling the world he wants to merge right. Piss on him then. I speed back up but keep a safe distance from the car in front of me because the streets were wet and slick. Idiot doesn't notice the wet streets or his blinker. By this time we are approaching the left turn area. As predicted, some stupid decides at the last minute to turn left. Five cars back is mustang idiot. He doesn't notice the cars stopping quickly, or the wet streets, or his blinker. BOOOOM!!!!!!! pile drives that poor car right up the ass of a minivan. Cool part was I saw it coming and was literally right beside him when the bumpers ****ed. Nothing like the sound of a wreck. Wasn't bad enough to cause injury or fully disable either vehicle so i kept on trucking and laughed to myself. Its not every day you get to witness idiots get what they deserve so quickly.
