Have a good Memorial Day weekend!
A Scottish Colonel walks into a Chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box.
The Chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it.
The Colonel says "how much to repair it?"
The Chemist says "70 pence I guess".
The Colonel says "how much for a new one"?
The Chemist replies "£1".
The Colonel walks back outside and a few seconds later there is a loud cheer followed by a louder cheer. The colonel walks back inside and says "the battalion has decided, we'll take a new one".
What to you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the dock.
Seventeen people died in Chicago last week from Covid-19 related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail.
A Scottish Colonel walks into a Chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box.
The Chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it.
The Colonel says "how much to repair it?"
The Chemist says "70 pence I guess".
The Colonel says "how much for a new one"?
The Chemist replies "£1".
The Colonel walks back outside and a few seconds later there is a loud cheer followed by a louder cheer. The colonel walks back inside and says "the battalion has decided, we'll take a new one".
What to you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the dock.
Seventeen people died in Chicago last week from Covid-19 related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail.
