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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 15967567" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>Happy Friday y'all!</p><p></p><p>Kinda along the same line as yesterday's joke:</p><p></p><p>One day, Jake is walking into town with a wagon load of duct tape. Farmer Jim says, "Where are you going with all that duct tape?"</p><p></p><p>Jake says, "I'm going to catch me some ducks." </p><p></p><p>"You ain't gonna catch no ducks with that there duck tape" says Farmer Jim. But sure enough, the next day, Jake comes back with some ducks and a wagon load of chicken wire.</p><p></p><p>"What are you going to do with all that chicken wire? Now, don't tell me...." says Farmer Jim.</p><p></p><p>Jake says, "Yep, I'm gonna catch me some chickens." </p><p></p><p>"You ain't going to catch no chickens with that there chicken wire," says Farmer Jim. But, sure enough, the next day, Jake rolls into town with chickens and a wagon load of pussy willows. </p><p></p><p>Farmer Jim says "Is that a wagon load of pussy willows?" </p><p></p><p>"Yup, the finest I could find" says Jake.</p><p></p><p>Father Jim says, "Wait, I'll go get my coat"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 15967567, member: 4213"] Happy Friday y'all! Kinda along the same line as yesterday's joke: One day, Jake is walking into town with a wagon load of duct tape. Farmer Jim says, "Where are you going with all that duct tape?" Jake says, "I'm going to catch me some ducks." "You ain't gonna catch no ducks with that there duck tape" says Farmer Jim. But sure enough, the next day, Jake comes back with some ducks and a wagon load of chicken wire. "What are you going to do with all that chicken wire? Now, don't tell me...." says Farmer Jim. Jake says, "Yep, I'm gonna catch me some chickens." "You ain't going to catch no chickens with that there chicken wire," says Farmer Jim. But, sure enough, the next day, Jake rolls into town with chickens and a wagon load of pussy willows. Farmer Jim says "Is that a wagon load of pussy willows?" "Yup, the finest I could find" says Jake. Father Jim says, "Wait, I'll go get my coat" [/QUOTE]
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