Food/groceries you’ll NEVER buy.

[PhoenixM3]

I wandered through the grocery store with my stroller-bound granddaughter while my wife grabbed some items for tonight’s chow. I ran across a few items which I know I’ll never eat. I’m certain there’s a lot more that this forum’s crew can add:

 

[VegasMichael]

Liver
Nutritional bars
Yogurt
Margarine

 

[SolarYellow]

Any type of food (canned or raised/harvested) in China or a few other places in close proximity.

 

[HuntFishCobra]

Nut Juice
(Almond milk, but because almonds are not mammals you can’t milk them so I call it nut juice)

 

[PhoenixM3]

Liver
Nutritional bars
Yogurt
Margarine

Yogurt, really? Seems pretty tame....

 

[98 svt]

Mayonnaise

 

[Black02GT]

Liver
Nutritional bars
Yogurt
Margarine

Have you tried it with fava beans and a nice Chianti?

 

[*Jay*]

Coke products, anything vegan or meat alternative.

 

[Black02GT]

Nut Juice
(Almond milk, but because almonds are not mammals you can’t milk them so I call it nut juice)

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually... start to gag. And they put Soy Milk in with my Moo-Cow **** milk, and it doesn't belong there, because we all know there's no such thing as Soy milk 'cause there's no soy titty, is there?
-Lewis Black

Couldn't find his whole "moo cow **** milk" rant but it's a classic.

My answer:
Tofu, I eat it but never putting in the effort to figure out how to cook it.
Kale cause **** you.
99% of the dessert isle
Oh and tripe cause W..T....F just looking at it.

 

[*Jay*]

Forgot to add anything with high fructose corn syrup or shell fish. Wife is deathly allergic to shell fish so I have to "eat around" on her when I travel.

 

[CobraBob]

Tofu
Kale
Non-dairy milk
Non-dairy ice cream
Skim or low-fat milk
Chips (except on rare occasion)
Decaf coffee
Most luncheon meats
And yeah, products with high fructose corn syrup, or MSG

 

[Blown 89]

Beyond meat
Tofu
Wine
Canned vegetables

 

[bluebosss197]

Any type of food (canned or raised/harvested) in China or a few other places in close proximity.

Been having that problem with clams.

 

[ssj4sadie]

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually... start to gag. And they put Soy Milk in with my Moo-Cow **** milk, and it doesn't belong there, because we all know there's no such thing as Soy milk 'cause there's no soy titty, is there?
-Lewis Black

Couldn't find his whole "moo cow **** milk" rant but it's a classic.

My answer:
Tofu, I eat it but never putting in the effort to figure out how to cook it.
Kale cause **** you.
99% of the dessert isle
Oh and tripe cause W..T....F just looking at it.

But menudo is amazing

 

[HuntFishCobra]

Skim milk, great call. It’s water that’s lying about being milk

Tofu
Kale
Non-dairy milk
Non-dairy ice cream
Skim or low-fat milk
Chips (except on rare occasion)
Decaf coffee
Most luncheon meats
And yeah, products with high fructose corn syrup, or MSG

 

[SID297]

Frankenfoods

 

[DoneItDeliberate]

I've been cutting out anything with chemical additives and other BS. No soy or other T killing garbage either. I've been dropping weight and feeling good since I started paying attention. I stopped using "olive oil" and other cooking oils since most are just soy or seed oils, replaced them with avocado oil.

 

[1Kona_Venom]

Nut Juice
(Almond milk, but because almonds are not mammals you can’t milk them so I call it nut juice)

I did a 30 day sugar detox program several times while in the military. Used to reset my body etc.
The almond milk, unsweetened, is actually one thing I've held onto over the years. Sugar content is high af in whole milk.