Dogecoin anyone lol?!

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The real question

will Elon say Doge or to the moon on SNL

if he does.. thAt bitch gonna explode
Coming up: Bad news for savers as even those with high interest savings accounts are seeing their money disappear thanks to inflation But first, we'll detail every possible thing you could die from

He's a rational investor, dividend digestor
Saves some of his paycheck just like all his ancestors
Him looking for high yields? That's never the case
He's seeking six percent returns, Slow and steady wins the race!

But when he checks his accounts just to see what they're fielding
It's like driving in Maryland—ain't nobody yielding
What is he to do? He shouldn't be in a drought
So he visits his advisor just to sort it all out

Inflation's higher than your bond rates
That's what I was fearing
And so your savings account is slowly disappearing
And your CD's are pointless
That's not very funny
What would you like me to do?
Put it all in dog money

Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money
I'm trading it in for dog money
Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money
I'm putting it all in dog money

My 401(k) is now a 401(K9)
The sum of my net worth ain't no longer in a straight line
I'm making smart moves, I ain't gonna be a pun
I sold my IRA and bought an NFT of one

All in on doge, I dish 'em out like a Tommy gun
You'd think I was statehood the way I'm passing on Washingtons
I feel like Matt Gaetz, you know what I mean?
Assuring everybody it's above 18

It's a modern day gold rush, the prices'll boom
Like Reggie White vs. the Oilers I'm heading straight to the moon
My broker's calling? You KNOW that it's on
Buy dog money don't stop 'til it's dawn

One more air base, two more museums
Three more walls, four more Supremes
Five more stadiums—we're all out of fiat?
Can you take trillions of these and go and make a Xerox?

We pay our debts in our currency, that might be unfurled
If it's no longer the reserve currency of the world
Confidence in the dollar is permanent, just ask any scholar!
People are exchanging their dollars for dog money
Dog money?
Dog money
Dog money…

We're trading it in for dog money!
Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money
I'm putting it all in dog money
 

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Tonight is the night!!! Hodl my people....This is the way!
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I had 4000 coins at .06 and i sold it all 3 weeks ago.....**** me

EDIT: Small potatos compared to some of you svt ballers
 

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His mom said DOGE coin!!
Lol I saw that. He should have brought out a Shiba Inu dog and told her that's her Mother's Day gift. With a bag of Doge coins minted in 1 ounce gold pieces around its neck!
 

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Dogecoin tumbles nearly 50% after Musk calls it a 'hustle' on SNL
  • Dogecoin (DOGE-USD) shed as much as 46% overnight after trading as high as $0.74 before Elon Musk's appearance on Saturday Night Live. The crypto is now changing hands at $0.48, but fell to as low as $0.40 just two hours ago. Musk has a history of comments that can influence stocks, markets and crypto, and many were expected similar outsized moves after his role on the late night comedy sketch.
  • The skit: Musk was featured in satirical news segment Weekend Update, playing a character called "Lloyd Ostertag, financial expert," who dubbed himself "The Dogefather." At the beginning of the episode, Musk touted the benefits of cryptocurrencies and Dogecoin, saying the latter had started as an "internet meme... but has now taken off in a very real way." However, after cast members Michael Che and Colin Jost repeatedly asked him to explain, "What is Dogecoin?" Musk ended the episode by saying, "Yeah, it's a hustle."
  • Before the big appearance, Barry Silbert, a big player in the crypto sector, turned against the cryptocurrency. "Okay $DOGE peeps, it's been fun. Welcome to crypto!," he wrote over Twitter. "But the time has come for you to convert your DOGE to BTC [disclosure: we've gone short DOGE via FTX." Silbert founded Grayscale Investments, which runs the popular Grayscale Bitcoin Trust (OTC:GBTC), as well as the Digital Currency Group, which owns CoinDesk.
  • Outlook: Even at $0.48, the market value of Dogecoin is more than $66B, greater than the valuations of many blue-chip companies. The crypto is still up $9500% in 2021, padding the accounts of some of its "early" investors, though many in the crypto community are debating the path forward. Will Dogecoin eventually make it to $1, or will traders bail on its rising popularity? Comment below.
 

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