Next time I’m in FL count me in!
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Next time I’m in FL count me in!
You can take my place. I’m not hiking around the Everglades looking for pythons for anything less than a thousand dollars a foot.
Yeah screw that. Gotta worry about gators too.You can take my place. I’m not hiking around the Everglades looking for pythons for anything less than a thousand dollars a foot.
Yeah that’s a good call! I’ve done fan boat tours in Everglades city a few times. There’s some big gators and snakes, our guide was feeding this guys marshmallows
They are everywhere. I’m not afraid of them in the least you just don’t go anywhere near fresh water.
They are the apex predator of Florida and the pythons that ravage their nests are destroying the Florida ecosystem. It’s not good.
I’d kill every Florida python if I had the ability.
Look up the story of how the pythons got into the Everglades in the first place. It’s pretty interesting.
Never seen all these angles of this crash that goes around. That thing just slammed right into the crowd.
This
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I ain't afraid of Gators... Its the Mosquitos and ticks I'm worried about !!
Fun Gator story, I was in Tampa back in 2008, got up for a morning jog in a near by park. It was like 5:30am
As I'm running along enjoying the weather I stepped on a flat log laying on the path... It was a 4ft gator I'm guessing getting ready to sun bath.
I kinda did a hop hop spin, WTF and kept going. He was not amused getting his ass clown stomped.
What in the nope-**** was that?
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Greatest fish story ever.
So in 2008 you allegedly stepped on a gator.
Back then it was like 8 inches long but every time you repeat the story over the past 16 years it gets bigger and bigger.
Now you live in the desert and are bragging that you are not afraid of gators.
Well, gee. Farmer Brown in Iowa plowing fields isn't in the least bit worried about gators or sharks either.
You do realize that gators are extremely hard to detect when you are smack in the middle of the Everglades?
You do realize how covert, aggressive they are? (Worse than sharks)
You do know you don't have eyes in the back of your head? Or do you?
You know nothing and like it.
I live amongst gators and sharks, even great Whites up in cape cod, and I’m not afraid of them in the least.
I’m more concerned with Lyme disease and liberals.
It’s a falsehood that gators are aggressive towards humans. They are naturally afraid of us. It isn’t until a human feeds a gator that they associate us with food and lose that fear. Then they are very likely to attack. This is why feeding an alligator can get you trown in jail.
If anyone but a highly trained hunter or boat captain or park ranger etc is roaming around in the Everglades like joe biden then they deserve everything they got coming.
Just ask Darwin.
I know nothing and like it...dumbest thing you've posted in a long time.
So in your mind gators are less dangerous to people than sharks?
Bullshit.
I'd rather be in a pool of sharks than a pool of gators.
You don't live among sharks and gators because you are not in the water with them.
You merely live in the same state as them.
Look at the people who have been attacked by gators because they were near the water and not even in it.
Go ahead and jump in the fresh water lake or canal where you see the gators. You won't.
But if you do, scream to them you are from Brockton and have a Rolex and let me know how that pans out.
You’ll get nothing and like it.
I swim all the time in the Atlantic Ocean off of cape cod or the Gulf of Mexico. Maybe you’ve heard of them.
I don’t concern myself with the behavior of the iniquitous.
In other words, I’m not losing any sleep over gators or sharks.
By the way,
you’re asking me how a watch works.
For now just keep an eye on the time
My chocolate faced friend.
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Go walk around where the pythons dwell in the everglades for more than an hr and I guarantee that the mosquitoes will cause you to take out your own pistol and shoot yourself.
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